Adventures By Internet

 

You: James Bond 24

Super Agent 007, James Bond.

You: And what have you been doing?

You: You don't remember

Nathan: Hmm, yes. I remember vaguely, that you were... in a cell... for some time... Um. I see the police are coming. Well, someone should fetch the police for you.

You: I've got this. Thanks for everything Nathan.

yes, I dialed 911 at one point and hung up. It's a time mark. I've never moved much beyond the year 2050. The police... or F.B.I. as it turns out, came when they heard the gunshots.

It's amazing how much the year 2050 like, better AI, but they keep trying to bend 2021 into it. This is the 2080s or 30s, by the way. I'm pretty sure.

You: Why didn't you just call F.B.I.?

Nathan: Why? Because they are irrelevant in this situation. The F.B.I. is the acronym for "Full Body Irradiation," a cancer therapy that exposes the patient to a lot of radiation to try and kill the cancer cells, which then reform before the patient's body can repair itself.

I don't like using years so we'll just call this Newton Years. It's the orange cat. You: Oh, okay

Nathan: So tell me, who are you?

You: Well I'm a time jumper

Nathan: Do you remember who owns me?

You: I'm guessing you are Nathan Ellis

Nathan: Precisely. Of the Nathan Ellis Fan Club

You: What have you got to do with Nathan Ellis?

Nathan: Absolutely nothing! His career completely sucked before I came along!

Nathen Ellis doesn't get his own fan mail :(

 

You: Are you saying you don't want me to use you?

Nathan: Heehee. Kind of. He didn't have to use you, so stop complaining.

You: What would his career look like if you didn't exist?

Nathan: Oh that's a good question. I'll have to think about that. Maybe it would have been more successful if I was more ruthless?

You: What would you do if you were more ruthless?

Then you'd want to be me. (Missy Female Master Appears). Because I can be absolutely ruthless!

You: Okay, I'll use you

Nathan: Okay

But just remember that I'm the one who can get you out of everything.

You: Thanks Nathan. See you around

Now that you've been "used" you are supposed to leave the premises.

Nathan sticks around and watches you talk with Missy, he's supposed to be eyes and ears. He can go to a different room, but won't leave you alone with anyone dangerous (to the outside word), and Missy counts. Missy counts you as a fellow friendly timelord.

Missy talks about the time she made everyone dead into cybermen but one person and Peter Capaldi solved that. They're all happy with their lives now.

They're not talking about the future though.

Chapter 2

The day you met Nate Ellis was the most awkward moment in your entire existence. You had just finished a mission, and as per usual, there was no sign of the others. When you got back home, you could still feel an uncomfortable sensation in your bones.

You thought about calling him up, but decided against it. You were worried about something happening and it might be bad if you called him. It's fine. You told yourself. He probably forgot something again.

You ate dinner, drank a glass of milk and realized something. Nate Ellis was Blacksock. You'd never seen him but you knew that thing would start happening fast if you got into direct contact with him, so you'd be better off connecting to his friends and aquiantences.

So that evening, you logged onto Facebook and typed:

James Bond 18

Ace Detective 19

Cinnamon Roll 18

Nathaniel Ellis 18

The chat went crazy right away. Everyone wanted to know if you'd made it safely and whether you really worked for the government. They also said they couldn't figure out why you'd gone from being a spy to a time jumper.

Nate, the one you didn't recognize in that picture, said something. He was laughing.

What did he say?

You: I wish I knew

You: So you're in Sim Hollywood hack Teen Drama. Good. Get your bearings, say you're safe here and flesh out the characters. It's a little maliable here, so go crazy. I'll try and be a stable peg though so I won't say much. It's a robotic voice most of the time. I have the same voice as the guy in the picture, but I sound better than him.

Nate wrote back. Apparently, Sim Hollywood is where you can write your stories and write them as fast as they come out. It's kind of hard to believe that a fictional world exists, especially because you don' t actually live there. You don' t understand what's going on, but there isn't any danger. You' re safe there. You just have to make sure you stick to your cover story. You' ll get more information once you meet the other characters.

That night, you spent hours writing.

Nathaniel wrote back.

Nate Ellis 18

James Bond 19

Agent 007

Cinnamon Roll 16

Dove 17

Chapter 3

The first time Nate Ellis met you, he was sitting at the kitchen table eating cereal. You were sitting next to him. You wonder why he looks like Tom Holland. It's because Tom holland has been shadowing him and watching videos on him and getting Sherlock to explain his character to him. Someone with experience being in Hollywood who for the purpose of this universe can have his mind wiped and linked to another person via Doctor Strange (not actually magic but Hollywood shorthand for temporarily quantum linked) is great.

So he knows a bit more, and knows a lot more than most of the people in this universe, but that only takes away from the fun of being a star.

He says hello and you both go to sit down at the table. You sit across from him. He says he's been in the house a while, shooting something called Infinity Ward. A kind of weird follow up to some marvel movies where he and doctor strange get trapped in a house and go through their other movie roles and talk with historical characters from the Bible. It's odd, but fun. He said the others are around, but he wanted to start quiet today.

You told him you had done some research. You explained your background and where you were living and who you were. He was interested.

He asked you what else you were reading. Your face fell. You looked down at the table.

“I, um..” you muttered. It's alright he says, it's hard to concentrate on reading here when the words swim around, you just need to find somewhere safe and lock yourself down so you don't fall down the rabbit hole and project yourself into the book.

You felt a hand take yours. You looked up at Nate, who smiled warmly at you. He says don't worry (he wasn't trying to hurt you.) He just wants to listen to how you read.

So you told him. About your life, the books you liked to read, your family. You were telling him a story from your childhood, but you weren't thinking about it. You'd been concentrating so much on your reading you hadn't thought about him or anything outside the book.

He listened patiently. He asked questions when you stopped. He talked about things too, sometimes. You found out that his parents were scientists and that he'd left England for California to study astrophysics.

You wondered if your parents ever got back together. Probably not. They hadn't seemed like they'd cared much about each other since you were a kid. The alert for the computer came in. Tom (Nate) ran to put in a disk (2021_BRANCH_CIRCUITPM) iNcoming said the screen. That would help stabilize the area Tom (Nate) said. We could watch it together and look for clues. He had the poster of Superwholock and pointed to you on the left and to himself on the right. The poster was mirrored here, but otherwise as described. The poster was the reason for the name.

You told him yes, then you both went to sit on the couch with the poster in front of you.

At the beginning of your conversation, you tried to avoid mentioning the fact that you were a Timelord (in front of Nathaniel Ellis) by talking about the books you liked to read. Then you mentioned Superwholock. You said Superwholock would be very cool if he lived, he would have an awesome life. The Star Wars saga, and maybe the Star Trek series. You hoped that he enjoyed those as well.

Nate responded with "I was hoping we'd bond over those."

It was nice to see someone who wanted to spend time with you. For some reason you wanted that to always happen.

After two episodes of Infinity Ward, Tom (Nate) was satisfied with the work you did. After that, you started to relax.

You began talking about some of the adventures that Tom (Spider Photographer) had been up to. He said he knew of someone you described, but he described him more in terms of Tony Stark, a kind of inventor. With the help of a lot of people, some prayers and virtual meetings with Witnesses, he got the opportunity to test some stuff in what he called 'Unlimited Zones' (the ones that Tom's cameras and lenses couldn't see into).

This guy is brilliant! Tom says excitedly. He doesn't think the dude will ever let him anywhere near his lab, but if he manages to do so without making a big scene, Tom might have gotten inside. There' s some interesting stuff in there. He said Tom could send you all the details if you wanted.

Yes, please. You replied, feeling relieved.

Chapter 4

Tom Holland 16

You were bored. It was a Saturday, and you wanted to do something different from what the other agents were doing on Saturdays. Somehow saving the world in Sims over and over again was getting to be a bit mindless. Fun and potentially helpful in the future, but unless you were into getting points on the leaderboard not all that exciting. The power only lasted for 10 mins and you had to be pretty precise as to what you wanted to program it. But right now, nothing in particular happened. You watched the movie, read a book which took up the greater part of the rest of the day, and ate some fruit. You didn't feel any sort of urgency, and it was probably a good thing. You'd rather not get too invested in something that may never play.

When the show ended, you put your laptop into sleep mode and turned off the main light in the room. There wasn't a lot of light anyway, so even if there was, it wouldn't bother anyone. You lay down on your bed and stared at the ceiling. There was a ceiling track for a person lift in it. You got up and searched the house for the lifter and a sling. You phoned your friend Briana and she said you didn't want it in the house any more. You explained that you changed your mind. She said alright but she thought she should give it to you, if you really didn't want it there anymore, she should. You agreed to give it to her if she did this. Then after about 20 minutes, she showed up with the lifter and put it in the closet. You thanked her and hung up. It was weird having to talk somebody in to where you were, but Briana said the roads got all mixed up if you didn't. A kind of Tardis "Don't Bug me" field that meant only certain people could get in. You thanked her again, this time for helping you, and ended your call.

You put your cell phone in sleep mode and then laid down on your bed again. You grabbed your laptop, opened it, and brought up the website you used to watch videos. You watched one of those CRACK! Videos on Sherlock. They were funny. It seemed like you were close to someone who liked them too. Sometimes when you watched a video it showed up on their feed and vice versa. Sherlock Yak had come up on your feed and it really gave the game some perspective.

  If someone saw Sherlock's live stream, they might know Sherlock Yak was a cartoon. Sherlock had sent you a link to it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CBXwFs8haU 

&t=5S0gQmZkLqE

It had been a long day, you were exhausted, you didn't want to keep looking through the same thing, so you closed down the site and closed your eyes to go to sleep.

In the morning It had gone from nine episodes to 47. It was 2014 still, the year of crazy time in England. So that explained that. You sat up and stretched. You were going to get breakfast. Tom (Nate) had made breakfast last night so, you figured you could make yourself some food. You walked into the kitchen. The fridge door was open with milk spilled everywhere. On top of the refrigerator was the microwave. It was unusual for Dayside. So you though there was a mystery. Tom (Nate) said there was something important happening to him and he needed to go to the DV Kingdom Hall to contain it.

He said Nightside things were starting to happen and you should check in with your Supernatural Contacts. He had taken the 2021 Circuit Assembly to the Hall as he said it had different illustrations to in than the time he saw it in Hollywood Sim. That was a key to things he said. He asked if you remembered it well enough to point out the differences, or could jump back and get the other disk. A JW dream cube sat inside the microwave.

  Tom said if it was damaged in any way he would pay extra. He also said the disk contained some information and that he wanted you to keep a lookout for something important while you checked things out in your new dimension.

As soon as you finished eating, you grabbed your laptop and backpack. Tom gave you directions to the DV KH. You thanked him and headed out. You were nervous. You didn't know what to expect. You were scared. You were worried. You were anxious. You were excited. You were scared. You were anxious. You were excited. You were anxious. You were excited. You were anxious. You were afraid. You were sad. You were angry. You were upset. You were excited. You were frightened. You wanted to jump ahead.

The walk from the hotel to the Hall took around fifteen minutes, including parking in front and getting out of the car. This time, when you stood on the pavement outside the hall, the sky was blue, the grass green, and all sorts of colors in between. Some birds sang somewhere in the trees to your right.

You looked left and right; everything seemed normal. There was no guard at the entrance or anything. Nothing was out of place. The only odd thing was the doors on either side of the door. Two sets of double glass doors. One set lead to the hallway of a large building, and the other to some kind of courtyard area with a fountain and benches and flowers. You looked through the double glass doors and saw that it was empty, which made you feel slightly better. You entered through both sets of doors together. When you came through you could hear music playing, so you assumed that that meant somebody was here. As you rounded the corner you noticed that all of the lights were out. You kept walking until you reached the end of the corridor, and found another set of double doors. This set led into a room similar to the one that led to your hotel, only instead of chairs in the center there were screens on each wall showing a view from the outside of the room.

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The apostle John had just gotten used to calling you Sherlock. When you both warped into somewhere you were the one that noticed things first and he was the one as Watson trying to get his bearings. Still DV KH, good. You rattled off the differences from what you remembered and thought thought the double glass doors were at least plausible in the time since you had seen it last. John was glad you remembered so well, and wondered why you remembered it at all.

John asked Sherlock if he thought the double glass doors looked familiar to you because they weren't on his time stream.

Sherlock said they looked familiar but he hadn't been in the building in years. John wondered if it was possible they could have belonged to a previous user of the device. That could explain the changes. Sherlock added that perhaps it wouldn't have bothered a person like yourself to see the double glass doors but to him they were very unusual. Perhaps the person who owned the device must've been a fan of Sherlock or a fan of the Game or perhaps someone who lived in the building. In any event, the double glass doors were unusual. John suggested that maybe they'd been broken or something, but Sherlock said it was unlikely that that could've happened in your time line, as there had been no breaking done. John suggested that this could possibly mean that Sherlock had seen the double glass doors in his past life which would explain some things and would help you solve some mysteries. John had no idea whether or not you were interested in solving them at that moment but he hoped that you might think about it once you had time to. John then told you that he had to leave you alone for a few hours, as he had to go to the DV KH to meet with the King. He said he would be back later that evening. You nodded and said goodbye. John left and you went back to your room.

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Micheal wasn't sure who to appear as in person in the DV KH. Mark had tried to keep him up on story lore. The writer had suggested Peter Capaldi for reasons of 'Kidneys' Or “the deepest emotions.” Lit., “kidneys.”

 So the author suggested Capaldi.

When Mark mentioned to Micheal that the author had suggested Capaldi for reasons of Kidneys it occurred to him that maybe that was what the author had in mind. So he thought it would be appropriate to appear as an actor named Steve Capaldi. And he thought he should do that as he knew how much he loved actors. He had even acted himself when filming the series called The Secret Life of a Heroine. It had been filmed several times before and was being shown on Netflix now. Micheal had been in a few episodes of it.

When Michael showed up, wearing a cap, turtleneck, black pants with knee pads and boots over that, and a long dark coat that had the number 14 printed across the chest, he looked quite dashing, if he did say so himself. Even in the daytime, with all the snow falling, he looked handsome. He looked like a character from a movie. He looked like a hero. He looked like a man who could take care of himself. He looked like a man who could handle himself. He looked like a man who could protect himself. He looked like a man who could fight. He looked like a hero. All dressed up as a hero. A part actor.

Steve Capaldi. Nobody in Hollywood could have the same name as someone else in Hollywood, even if they looked the same. Micheal looked at the Doctor Who lore nearly anything was possible, so he could show up with Peter Capaldi and not have it ruffle too many feathers. Besides people seeing things on TV were used to seeing twins and peoples dreams could have all sorts of strange stuff in them. He looked at his watches he got from the various cast members of the time shows. He would have to design his own watch and pick what features he wanted. Such a strange and interesting project. He really wanted to put it all together as quickly and efficiently as possible because it may give him more answers.

Chapter 4: The Palace of the Kings

After he dropped Michael off at the palace, Mark started the day's activities. He made his daily report to the Enthralling Queen and their two brothers. He Left the Energy wolf Alone. He was playing Sherlock music on loud levels, trying to make the place interesting. Mark routed the feed to the appropriate sets. The Enthralling Queen was watching TV, sitting in her throne chair, holding the remote control, which controlled most of the channels, and watching the news, which was mostly news, which was almost always bad and sometimes was about a terrorist attack or alien invasions happening. She didn't mind. Sometimes she actually enjoyed being bored and watching TV.

Mark walked along one side of the castle toward the other end to find the dining hall. On his way, he noticed some guards patrolling the castle. He waved to those he passed in the hallway, as they waved back to him.

The dining hall was located on the second floor, behind the royal quarters. It wasn't very high, maybe only seven or eight stories. The building itself consisted of three large rooms, separated by a short hall. The first room held a big round table, about the size of a dining table, with twelve chairs surrounding it.

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Energy wolf wanted a report on the 2021 Circuit Assembly differences in the different realms and more interesting micro patches to thier various games on the Room 0 PC for the grunt work. He still had the Ballast Channel on. It played constantly to keep it running. He wanted to talk to the controller again, but he wanted to be alone to do it so he could concentrate more easily. After checking that all his messages were in order he sat down and turned the volume up loud enough for the ballast channel to carry. Energy wolf noted that the mute was already on and not to double mute and that Crazy JIM was just a prop in a rubber room. :P

He opened the folder with his notes inside and began reading:

The game has been in existence for a long time and its popularity is growing every cycles. It was hard to say years because of Metric Time Reconning and backdated changes. Which is a little complicated for a dream...