Juliet Megan sat in the time detention area of the dream time division of the local Time Police. It was early 2010. She played with her red hair with the now infamous streak of pink it in.
The Sargent look at her annoyed, but glad she was alive at the same time. Still the case needed looking into. The CCTV cameras showed her climbing the railing of a bridge, making a phone call and then jumping.
The phone call was to a burner phone but the message was clear “Nobody pays attention to me.” then a string of coordinates that ended in “Acorn”.
The regular police found a girl the next morning brown hair and barely alive. Heavenly observers were called to testify and said they were certain that the girl jumping had red and pink hair and a lot of what they call temporal interference. They say it looked like you jumped off that bridge multiple times.
“What actually happened?” The Sargent said.
Juliet laughed and said “It’s all a bit of a blur inspector.”
She decided to weave a tale about Nathan Fillion freezing time then a more compassionate ‘angel’ swooping in on a bungee cord.
The next time she’s asked she says she was testing out a Sherlock hypothesis and dove into a TARDIS.
Another time she says Doctor Time did a last second substitution and that she’s no longer the girl at the bottom of the bridge and she wants to go to 2014 where the real action is.
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