“We welcome you back to 99.9 – The official radio station of summer!” exclaimed the dj with forced enthusiasm on the pre-recorded playback. Just then the phone rang.
“Hi! 99.9 you’re on the air!”
“What makes you the radio station of summer? Is there an official selection process? Do you have a certificate?” the caller said with all seriousness.
The DJ blinked. Thankfully it was radio. “It’s just a thing we say man, chill.” he laughed and hung up.
The phone rang again. “Hi! 99.9 you’re on the air!”
“You hung up on me. We weren’t finished yet.”
“Oh. Sorry man.”
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Another laugh. The switchboard lit up. The DJ was a bit surprised. He picked a line at random.
“Hi! 99.9 you’re on the air!” he intoned.
“I think the previous caller had a point.”
“Oh really? Well sorry, that’s just what marketing says to say from May to August.”
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